This experiential review is just that - an account
of my experience driving the car over 2 days. Obviously the main focus will be
on the JCW bits, but I will also comment on my overall impression of the R56
MINI Cooper S, from the point of view of an R53 driver.
MINI2.co.za had the privilege of driving MINI South Africa's
R56 JCW demonstration car for a couple of days recently.
Not only is the car endowed with the JCW engine tuning kit,
but extensive cosmetic enhancement was also made by the addition of original
JCW accessories to the vehicle.
Exterior JCW Accessories
JCW Aero Kit
At first glance there is no mistaking that this is no
ordinary MINI. The JCW Aero kit was applied to the Laser Blue and White MCS.
The Aero Kit consists of a new rear bumper with mock diffusers accentuating the
sporty nature of the car when viewed from the rear. Up front it has a black
chrome grille surround and reshaped bumper, with bigger lower airdam, and large
black foglight housings. The bottom lip of the front bumper extends forwards,
giving the car a sporty profile when viewed side-on. Interestingly, the new
front bumper did not get caught once of pesky speedbumps, where my R53
struggles, and where a standard R56 Cooper S scrapes.




18 Inch Wheels
The JCW 18" Double Spoke Composite R109 alloy wheels shod
with 205/40 R18 82W RSC Tyres, not only looked fantastic, but also give a much
better ride than expected (much more compliant than the 17" wheel / tyre combo
on my R53). MINI recommends using Bridgestone tyres - the test car had
another brand fitted. To accommodate the 18 inch wheels, a steering angle stop
is needed to ensure that the turning circle is adapted for the wheel size, and
to prevent the tyre from touching the arches when you turn the wheel lock to
lock. The recommended maximum wheel size is 18 inch. I thought these wheels
looked fantastic, and rate as my all-time favourite OEM wheel from MINI.
Being 18's they filled the wheel arches
nicely, and balanced out the over-emphasized wheel arches (in my opinion), a
lot better than 17 inch wheels do. These wheels make the car feel like you're
riding on rails, and give BMW-like feedback through the steering. Somehow the
brought out the best in the standard suspension the test car was equipped with,
leaving me much more comfortable at speed around corners, compared with a stock
Cooper S riding on seventeens. The runflat tyres are matched superbly to the
suspension of the car - I didn't wince once (like I do frequently in my
R53) when traveling down less-than-optimal road surfaces.
JCW Rear Spoiler
The carbon fibre-look rear wing looked over-done, and felt
cheap in my opinion. It's construction is extremely flimsy, and unlike the wing
of the GP, this only looks like carbon fibre. Closer inspection of the
underside revealed it to be plastic. Some folks will love the look of this. I
did not.
JCW Carbon Fibre Hood Scoop and Mirror Caps

I grew to love these. No perfomance gain, but they looked
good. My only gripe is that they looked slightly mismatched with the white roof
of the car. I think with a black roof, they'd look great.
JCW Exhaust Tips


| If you thought the bins on the standard Cooper S were large,
just wait till you lay eyes on the JCW tips. They are huge! Sporting the JCW
logo engraved on the top of each tailpipe tip, and featuring an angled finish,
these look, in a word, mean! |
Standard Exterior Accessories
Vinyl Decals

The car was fitted with MINI#37 style door decals, as well
as unique bonnet stripes. Again, a bit much for me. I prefer the classic
straight bonnet stipes. The definitely made people look, though -
especially the door decals.
Sunroof
One of my favourite accessories. The new car's sunroof has a
tilt function for both front and rear panes. A new wind deflector makes it much
quieter when the roof is fully open at highway speed. A couple of minor gripes
are that the shade mechanism is no longer spring-loaded, meaning you have to
push it back manually. This does mean the position of the shade is variable and
easily adjusted. The other gripe is that the shade itself is made of a
different material - felt like vinyl. It is punched with gazillions of
closely spaced holes. This often gives an irritating moiré effect which
distracts when driving (I found myself wondering if something had just blown in
via the sunroof multiple times - something catches the corner of your
eye). I resolved this by leaving the shade open.
Chili Pack - Exterior
The car was fitted with a Chilli Pack. Exterior enhancements
gained are Xenon headlights and Exterior Chrome. Only the chromed boot handle
remained of the exterior chrome pack, since both the front and rear bumpers
(which ordinary also get chrome inserts when exterior chrome is specified) were
replaced. Personally, I felt the chrome boot handle was out of place with all
the other exterior carbon fiber bits. Were this my car, I would skip the
exterior chrome altogether and have a body coloured boot handle (or a
carbon-fiber one). I would definitely specify the Xenon light. The are a
revelation! I have not felt this confident driving at night before. The
difference over Halogen is even apparent on low beam, with high-beams giving
you mind-boggling reach in the dark.
Standard Interior Accessories
Chili Pack
Interior additions gained with the Chili Pack over standard
items on a Coopers S include Cloth/Leather Seats, or greatly reduced pricing on
either of the two full leather options. Our car was specced with Punch leather
seats. They were supremely comfortable, with the added benefit of a ventilation
effect gained by tiny holes punched into the leather. This keeps you cooler and
reduces sweating. The seats are a vast improvement in comfort over long
journeys, compared to the previous generation sport seats. Included in the Chili
Pack is front passenger seat hight adjustment. Also included is the interior
lights package, giving you infinite combinations of interior highlight
lighting, as well as footwell lights and door lights - making entering
and exiting the car at night a cinch.
Interior JCW Accessories
JCW Shift Knob
Fashioned in Carbon Fiber and sporting a JCW logo, the shift
knob falls easily in your hand. You grab it around the shaft and rest your
thumb on top. Feels great. A must have in my opinion.
JCW Handbrake Grip
Similar to the Shift Knob in looks and styling. Looks
awesome, but adds no value to the driving experience. Pure cosmetics -
better to skip this option in my opinion.
JCW Carbon Fiber Dash Trim
If you want "in your face", this is for you. Looks great.
Worth the money? Not so much.
JCW Steering Wheel
Another "Wow!" experience. The JCW fatty is a pleasure to
hold. The car was fitted with the all-leather wheel. An Alcantara version is
also available. The wheel is fatter, with more sponginess to it. Along with the
shift knob, this is a must-have interior accessory. Anything else feels like a
Beetle steering wheel after driving with this wheel.
JCW Floor Mats
In a large black and white chequered design, with a metal
JCW logo pinned to each mat, these look great when new. Unfortunately white
does not go well with floormat and they looked a bit tired after 4000
kilometers. Available for both front and rear.
JCW Engine Strut Brace
Open the bonnet and a chromed strut brace is the first thing
you notice. Looks mean, but I'm not sure it does much else.
Missing JCW Accessories
Unbelievable as it may sound, the car did not have all
available JCW accessories fitted to it, but MINI SA is working on that. Here
are the few that are amiss:
JCW Gear Shift Indicator
The car was not fitted with the JCW Gear Shift Indicator.
This goodie tells you when it is optimal to shift gears, to get the best
performance out of the car. It happens via a set of coloured LED's progressing
from green through yellow to red. A little console containing the indicator is
mounted on the dash. I'm sure this is not an exact science, and open to
interpretation, and might not suit everyone's driving style. But, it sounds
like a fun accessory!
JCW Sports Seats
The test car is due to have the sports seats fitted, but
brackets from Germany were still on order when we took delivery.
JCW Carbon Fiber Steering Wheel Inserts
There replace the silver bits on the standard wheel. For
those wanting to go the whole carbon fibre hog. Will set your wheel apart,
especially if paired with the JCW fatty.
JCW Carbon Fiber Boot Lid Handle
Rounds off the exterior look when paired with the CF mirror
caps and hood scoop. Makes the boot open real quick.
Performance
Comparison
There is no real comparison between the R56 JCW and the R53.
They are totally different entities, in my opinion. My 2005 Cooper S feels
zippy and light, raw and raucous. The 2007 Cooper S with JCW kit feels ultra
refined, smooth, but eager. The amount of torque produced is unbelievable.
There is some turbo lag, but it is so much fun to play with - waiting for
the whoosh to kick in, pushing your eyeballs back into your skull. Keep an eye
on the rev range and you can manage the lag well.
I was curious how the JCW would stack up against the
standard Cooper S. I took the car to Lyndhurst Auto and asked Derick to use his
car as a means of comparison. Derick drives a 2007 Cooper S with 17 inch wheels
and a standard suspension. We drove the JCW car first, concentrating only on
performance - "nippyness", acceleration, and thrill factor. Derick came away
impressed with the torque available, and said he thought the car breathed
easier. Then I drove Derick's car. I got that same feeling! The standard car
felt equally brilliant - same rush, same nippyness. I began to wonder
whether the JCW tuning kit was worth it.
As I drove the JCW home, the differences became more
apparent. There was a shed load more torque. Acceleration was improved
markedly. The car was much more eager and the revs climbed a lot faster. If the
volume on a "standard" 2007 Cooper S was at 10, the JCW tuning kit turned that
knob right into the red. This car was on steroids. It made me feel invincible.
Funny thing is, when I got back into my R53, I welcomed it
back like a long lost brother. I had missed the supercharger whine. The
gearshift felt ultra notchy after the smoothess of the R56. My car was not the
beast that the JCW is, but I did not resent it, as I thought I would. It is
very different, but each car is pure joy.
Exhaust
At high speed the exhaust sounds like a million bucks,
though I would have liked a louder sound. The burble as you let off the
throttle was not ever present as on my car, or on Derick's car. This is the
second R56 I have driven without noticeable burble (the other being Michelle at
Auto Bavaria's car). Yet, Derick's R56 burbles more than my R53. It might be
that there is different ECU programs running on the two quieter vehicles
- the same programming found in cars destined for the US market, maybe?
Sport button
The test car was not equipped with a sport button. This is a
real pity as I have not had the opportunity to test this out yet. Pushing the
Sport Button on an equipped car quickens the throttle response, and sensitizes
the steering. I did not feel the JCW needed it in terms of throttle response.
Handling
As mentioned before, the car was equipped with the standard
suspension. I felt the car handled well, paired with the 18 inch wheels. I am
unable to comment fully as I have no means of comparison between the standard,
sports and JCW suspension at this time. The standard suspension give a superb
ride over unenven surfaces, and the car felt composed while cornering hard.
Torque Steer
As with the standard Cooper S, torque steer is evident under
hard acceleration. At first this is a bit disturbing, but you soon get the hang
of it, so to speak. You instinctively grip the wheel tighter and concentrate on
where you're going. The car remains controllable, with the torque steer serving
as a not-so-subtle reminder of the power under the hood. I rather enjoyed the
feeling of the car having too much power. I wondered if bigger rubber would
solve the problem, as I thought there is not enough traction for the power
output. I wondered if upping the tyre size from 205 to 235 would alleviate the
torque steer. I was informed that more traction would, in fact, exacerbate the
problem, as more traction would yield more torque steer. In any case, it is fun
to live with, in my opinion, and easily corrected by laying off the throttle
slightly.
Duelling
I was constantly looking for challengers during my time with
the car, but found none until I was returning the car to MINI SA. I was hoping
to be challenged by another R56, or a GTI V or A3 2.T or Type R. On my way
back, I spotted an A3 driving rather enthusiastically. It had no badge on the
back. This usually means either it's a normally aspirated 2 liter, or a chipped
2.0T. Turns out it was the latter. I dropped him at the robot but he caught on
real quick when he realized I was challenging him. I'm not sure what he had
under the bonnet, but I don't think it was a standard 147kW motor. The JCW
inched away slowly through the first 4 gears, but by 5th the A3 was
catching up. The next light was red and we went our separate ways. I came away
totally satisfied.
Likes and Dislikes
These have nothing to do with the JCW tuning kit, but are
criticisms of some aspects of the R56 as a whole.
Interior Space

From a driver's perspective, there is a lot more legroom,
thanks to the narrower centre console. This was clearly evident after getting
back in my R53 - my left knee kept on knocking the downpipe. Boot-space
is slightly improved, with the back seats folded the loading bay is still not
flat. Not that it causes much of an issue for day-to-day lugging.
Airconditioning
Unlike the previous units, the aircon in the R56 does not
drain all the power from the car. No more stalling on takeoff. Sure I would be
amiss to say the aircon does not sap power, but it is a vast improvement over
the previous system. The pollen and dust filter in the new car is also vastly
improved. No unpleasant smells or exhaust fumes ever entered the cabin through
the vents. This impressed me greatly, as it has always been a big gripe of mine
on my own car.
Audio System
Here, we have taken a giant leap backward. No amount of
fiddling with the settings could make the R56's sound system compare with that
in my R53. It is just never loud enough, with overblown treble and bass
reproduction, and almost no midtones. A variety of music was played - classic
guitar by John Williams, rock by the Stereophonics, hip-hop by Fort Minor, and
house courtesy of Deckalicious.
The dance music sounded OK, but overall I was sorely disappointed with the
audio system. I will opt for the optional MINI HiFi system made by Harman
Becker when I order my next MINI.
Conclusion
The John Cooper Works Tuning Kit is the ultimate accessory
for the R56. Reconsider your options list when you order your next car. The JCW
tuning kit has to be at the top of your list. Drop the leather. Forget the
satnav. Feel invincible. Also available in automatic!
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Official Information and Pricing
- Tuning
Kit:
Power to the limit: A difference you can hear and feel. The
components of the JCW tuning kit drive the twin-scroll-turbo motor to 192
PS (141kW) and push the top speed up to 232km/h. It is
available in both manual and automatic transmission It has the
following key benefits:
- higher
top speed of 232km/h as opposed to 225km/h
- twin
scroll-turbo motor to 192 PS (141kW)
- acceleration
from 0 to 100 in 6.8sec as opposed to 7.1 sec
- available
in manual or automatic transmission
- Aerodynamic
Kit: It
is all about looks and more. In body colour, it gives a lasting
impression.
- Wheels: The 18" Double Spoke
Composite R109 alloy wheel uses the latest racetrack technology and
feature titanium bolts to hold together the wheel centre and rim.
- Braking
System:
Thrilling performance: the first-class braking system works with massively
dimensioned callipers at the front axle and 16" perforated brake discs providing
an instant response and plenty of bite.
- Strut
Brace:
Contributing to the agility of the vehicle.
Pricing And Package
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JCW Component
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Package
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1
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2
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3
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R56 Cooper S tuning kit
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X
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X
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X
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Strut Brace
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X
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X
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Drilled rotors (brake discs)
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X
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X
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18" Double Spoke Composite R109
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X
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Aerodynamic kit
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X
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Centre Caps
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X
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Steering angle stop
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X
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Tyres (not included in price of package)
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Description
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RRP Excl. VAT
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Package 1
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R12,255.18
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Package 2
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R15,922.85
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Package 3
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R36,083.08
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Tyres
Please note that the packages above do not include tyres. It is recommended to use the
following tyre size: Bridgestone 205/40 R18 82W RSC
Individual Items
The contents of the packages can also be sold individually. Please consult your dealer.
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Fantasy Garage
What would my JCW look like? I would spec the car as
follows:
Non-negotiables:
- Chili
Red with Black Roof. I like the contrast between the red and the black
trim on the wheel arches and accents, especially with the JCW Aero Kit
- JCW
Aero Kit. Sets the car apart nicely from "ordinary" R56's. The black
accents work for me.
- JCW 18
inch multispoke wheels. The sexiest OEM wheels ever, in my opinion.
- JCW
Tuning Kit, obviously
- Carbon
Fiber Mirror Caps, Scoop and boot handle. This contrasts very nicely
against the red and adds to the other black accents
- Cloth
Seats: Chequered in Carbon Black
- Colour
Line Rooster Red: to break the black interior and tie up with the red
exterior
- DSC,
Sport Suspension and Diff Lock: better cornering
- Black
Bonnet Stripes: further black contrast
- Chromeline
Interior: the interior does need a little brightening
- White
indicator lenses
Options I might consider:
- Xenon
lights: really worth the extra bucks, but quite expensive when you don't
take the Chili Pack
- Sunroof:
this really should be in the non-negotiables - I love my sunroof.
But, it might blow the budget
- MINI
HiFi: to fix the not-so-hot standard audio system
- Black
Headliner: must get this with the MINI HiFi - additional speakers
are fitted in the A-pillar, which stand out unless you camouflage them
with the black headliner
- JCW
Drilled rotors and JCW Suspension - maybe at a later stage, as this
will definitely be over-capitalising
- JCW
shift knob
- JCW
steering wheel
- Storage
Package and iPod adapter: these go together - an additional cubby
hole on top of the dash accommodates your iPod interface
- Sport
Button
Options I won't be taking:
- Chili
Pack: while it offers great value, the exterior chrome portion will be
wasted as the Aero Kit deletes it. I'd rather put the bucks towards the
Aero Kit itself
- Leather:
Very costly without the Chili Pack.
- JCW Wing
Thanks & Acknowlegdements
MINI South Africa
Thanks to Allan Nissenbaum, Michael O'Shea and Diederik
Durand for letting us drive their demonstration vehicle. Thanks to Allan for
all the information and arranging the evaluation. Mike, thank you for
organizing handover of the car. Thank you, Diederik, for your technical input.
Our best wishes also go to the shopping centre management of
the parking lot where our photoshoot was taking place. We were removed from the
premises, even though the floor we were on was vacant, and we were paying for
the privilege of parking there. Why are photographers not free to shoot what
they want, where they want?
Test Data:
Vehicle supplied by MINI South Africa
Odometer of test car: 4665km
Total distance traveled during test: 400km
Fuel: 95 Unleaded
Altitude: Reef
Average fuel consumption during test: 9.9l/100km
Disclaimer
The opinions expressed in this experiential review, are
solely those of the author - Tim van Rooyen. This article was not paid
for by MINI South Africa or BMW South Africa.
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Posted
27 Sep 2007 12:29
by
Timmee